Kirby the Damned

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intermission 1: the disappearance...


*walter: it was a cold winter night... the bright neon lights where the only thing illuminating the city.*

*i was exhausted from working so i decided to go drink.*

*i worked at the school as the principal, amd it was very tiring,.*

*there were always kids bullying eachother and coming to school late several days in a row, and i was always the one that had to scold them./.*

*the only thing that kept me sane was getting a drink every once in a while.*

*finally, i pulled up to the bar and got out of the car when suddenly...*

/???; aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!11!!!

walter: someone's yelling.......

*walter: i turend to face where the sound was coming from, and before me was a dirty alleyway.*

*i had to go investigate!! i walked in and before me was a greusome scene...*

*there was a dead body!!! a man with a toletole shirt laying on his back, with a bunch of stab wounds...*

*someone has been murdered!!! i went to pull out my phone when...*

????: grrr....

walter; who was that?!?!/!

*walter: i felt clotjh pressed up against my face and i lost consciousness....*







intermission 2: the confrontaition...


*walter: i woke up... i opened my eyes and i was in a completely dark room. all i could see was myself and a chair i was strapped to...*

*and then suddenly i heard footsteps...*

????: look whp's finally awakae!!!!!

walter: who are you?!?//!!

????; who am i? i think you know the answer to that...

*walter: it was a familiar voice... no... it cant be!!!*

walter: k... k....

????: thats right... im...

walter: k-kirby!?!/1/!/!?!

kirby: hrehrehreherhe....

walter: no... why!!! why kirby!!!

kirby: why..? did you see that mans shirt!!! it makes me SICK!!

walter: no... you dont mean... toletole?!

kirby: dont even say its name...

walter: b-but kirby!!! its just a catt!!!

kirby; shut up!!! you wouldnt get it...you're just a disgusting toletole SYMPATHIZER

walter: b-but... but...

kirby: its not just a cat... its scumINCARNATE!!! the very embodiment of all that is hoorrriidd.... it is my duty to rid the world of toletole... even if it means killing an old friend...

walter: no... you dont mean...

kirby: thats right!!! im going to kill YOU!!!! unless you come to your senses and realize toletole for the ROT it is, you're going to die just like wa!!!

walter: no... y-you killed wa!?!

kirby: oh come on... you didnt recognize ihim!!?! what a good friend yo,u arree.....

walter: no... no!!! not wa!!! noooooooo!!!!! how could you?!? we were coworkers... no... we were more than that!! we were friends!!! pals even!!!

kirby: we WERE... not anymore!!!

walter: you... youve changed!!!!

kirby: changed,? i havent changed a bit!!!

walter: no... i dont blelieve it!!!

kirby: ever since i left... ever since i realized you were all toletole sympathizers... i wcould never forgive you!!!!

walter: trurn yourself in kirby!!!

kirby: never!!11 you could never understand my pain

wlater: kirby....

kirby: i've herd enough!!!!!

*walter: i felt a big pain in my head and i got knocked out...*







intermission 3: the truth...


*????: i was walking on the sidewalk back to my home because i didnt have a car...and then i noticed someone... wearing a toletole shirt...*

*how disgusting i thought to myself............*

*and then i started following him... he was walking down to the bar, he lived nearby.*

*i realized i knew who he was... i ran up to him, put a knife to his neck and pulled him into the alleyway...*

???; agh!!!! stop that!!!11!

????: if you scream i'll ki,ll you........

???: pleas dont hurt me!!!

????: wa, right?

???: h-huh,,,,

????: you're wa, yes?

wa: how do you know my name....

????; because i know who you are... and im sure you know who i am too....

wa; no... it couldnt be....

????: thats right...

wa: kirby... no.... dont do it....

kirby: dsisgusting scum like you dont deserve to live!!!

wa: no! kiirrbby!!! dont do it!!! why are you doing this!!!

kirby: you KNOW WHY!!!`

wa; no... is it... toletole??1!

kirby: i HATE TOLETOLE!!!

*kirby: in a fit of rage i slid the knife across his kneck and blood poured out...*

kirby: DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!1!!!

*kirby: his body fell and i plunged the knife into the shirt several times....*

*he screamed and i panicked...*

*a car approached the driveway and i quickly hide myself in the darkness....*

kirby: grrr....

???; who was that?!?!/!







final intermission : the escape!!!


*walter: i woke up... this time hoewever the room wasnt pitch blsack... i was in some sort of cell...*

*it was a complete mess.. there were pictures of toletole all over the walls, ripped up and torn, scribbled on with marker and blood...*

walter: where... am i.......

*walter: but there was no response... i got up... one of the walls had bars.. i looked through.*

walter: dear god....

*walter: i gupled..... i tried my best to hold back my puke,... what i saw before me was... several bodies... atleast 2...*

*there was tones of blood... kirby wasnt anywehere to be seen which would buy me some time... i had to find a way out...*

walter: lets see....

*walter: i was shaking in fear... so many dead bodies... such grueusum deathes.... i looekd around the room i was in...*

*i began ripping off the toletole postrers in a rush to find anything that could aid my escape...*

walter: ah..

*wa;ter: behind the posters was a vent... i could use this to escape!!*

*i needed to unscrew it though... and then... i heard the door open... i quickly stuck the ripped posters back up...*

kirby: well well well..,,

walter: hi...

kiryb: not a lot to s,ay this time hrrrmmm,,??

walter: i have nothing to say to the likes of you!!!!

kirby: very well thebn...i have to tend to these bodie..s..... so you can watch...

*walter: im not watching that.... i sielently go back to looking around the room..*

*i find a screw on the ground... and i get an idea... i go ovrer to the vent and unscrew one of the screws with the screw i have...*

*i grab it before it drops onto the ground so it doesnt make a sound... i then repeat for the other 3 screws...*

*i finish the last one, and i try to grab it... but i drop one... it makes a clanking sound on the ground.*

kirby: what was that....

*walter: she walks over here... i panic and drop the rest of the screws... i decide to run for it.*

*i drop the vent cover on the ground, making a loud sound and begin to crawl into the vent openingg...*

kirby: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!!!!!/!?!?!?

*walter: she runs ovrer to the door and unlocks it,. im quickly rushign through the vent, going as fast as i can so i can escape kirby...*

kirby; GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!

*water; i speed up... after a while... i reach a dead end... it goes up, i cant climb it...*

walter: oh no......

kirby: you cant escape me... im gonna KILL YOU LIKE I SHOULDEV DONE EARLRIIEER!!! hrehehehrhehrhehre

walter: get away from me!!!!!11

*walter: i try to kick at her but she keeps coming at me... i notice she has a knife in her hand...*

walter: i said get away from me1!!!

kirby: im gonna kill you... im gonna kill you!!!!!11

walter: noooo!!!!!

*walter: she grabs ahold of my leg and stabs into it...*

walter: AUGUhrfgiogdhoibflgnreLOIFSn

kirby: ahrhrahrhahrhahaha!!!!

*walker: she crawls up further towards me pulling theknife out of my kleg.... sjhe drives it deep in my stomach... i cough up blood.*

walter: aghrkb noo aughrtfg

kirby: die1!!! die die diee!!!!! DIEE!!!!

walter: NO!!!! get away from me!!! get away!!!

kirby: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!

*walter: she keeps stabbing into me over and over again... it hurts so much... my conscusnuss is fading... its all turngingblack...... *

kirby: DIE!!! dIE DIIE DIE!!!!

*walter: is this it,,,? is this the end? where i die,,,?,??*

kirby: DIE!!DI!!!EDIED!!IE!!DIE!!!!1!



?????: do not give up just yet...



*walter: i hear a voice...... is it god.....?*



?????: youcould sa,y that.......



*walter: am i finally... dead?*



?????; not yet... no.... you have a job to do water.... you get... one more... chance...



*walter: sensation is returning to my body... i wake iup... or atleast it feels like it...*

*my body, which was just burning in pain and coveredin wounds is now perfectly fine... like nothing happened at all...*

*i pick up the knife left behind by kirby... i have a job to do...*

kirby: huh..?

*walter: she's still in the vent... right up ahead... i b;randish the knife, still covered iny my blood... i rush up towards her...*

kirby: HOW?!?1/!?!?!

*walter: iu stab her in the neck... blood gushes out ..... a nastty sensaition... the light leaves her eyes... its all over....*

*the nightmare is over... well no... not yet... i have to escape still... i crawl out of the vent...*

*the door to the cell is still opened, so i use that to enter the room with the corpses... i pay my resp,ects and carry on...*

*the next room over.... is a horrifying display... wa's body is splayed out on a wall...*

*all over the walls is some sort of language i cant understand, written in whtat looks like to be wa's blood...*

*i dont understand...*



?????: wa has a duty aswell... his purpose has not been served. revive him.



*walter: i dont understand... how..? is that possible?*



?????: speak the words.



*walter: what words..?*



?????: it must come natrurally to you... speak them...



*walter: reluctantly... i open my mouth... and i let it guide my words... suddenly, i cnant focus...*

*i blink for a second, and wa is now sitting there perfectly fine... thsis is the power of god...*

walter; wa... are you okay.??

wa: h-huh...? wheraea am i?!?1/!

walter: its okay..... its all over now... come with me...

*walter: i drop the knife that i just realize i'd still been holding. i dont need it aynymore...*

*i guide wa out of the cursed building, and we're freed...*

wa: what happened..?

walter: we were svaved, wa... by god....

wa: god...?

walter: yes.. we were......

*walter: theres just one thing i want to know... god... do you have... a name?*



?????: i go by mnany names... but my true name... is...



*i can feel my consciousness fading once more...*






?????: killerwhale.







intermission 1, revival: tthe cult


*???: it was a blur.... nothing felt real.... i was walking to my home. my clothes were rippeded and bloody but i was fine.,*

*i dont now what happened.... none of it made sense...... as i was walking people kept giving me stares,.*

*but i ignored them and made it home... it was the same as ever.*


?????: welclome home.


wa: who is that/??


?????: i am... god...


wa: g-g-g-god??


killerwhale: yes... it is me... you have a purpose that has not yet been served...


wa: i have... a purpose? lil old me?


killerwhale: thats right...... you have a purpose you must fulfill... it is the reason you were brought back... it is the reason your are here now.....


wa: a purpose......


killerwhale: you are... the chosen one......


wa: me? the chosen one?..... well gee.... thats a lot of responbility.....


killerwhale: you must spread the word... i have chosen you as my prophet... nobody but you can do this,, do you understand,,?


wa: yes... i will do what i must


killerwhale: good.... thereis something you must see... but change your clothes first.


wa: oh.right...

*wa: i go to the bathroom and clean the blood off of me and change my clothes. i return to the living room.*


killerwhale; veruy good... now watch carefully...


*wa : theres a bright flash of a lgight and i see something... its a dark alleyway/... i see... a man on the ground... covered and blood...*

*hes wearing... a toletole shirt. *

*waits... thats what i was just wearing!!!*

wa: i-is that... m- m-me?!/?


killerwhale: yes... you must remember what happened.


wa: well golly gosh... who couldve done this!!

*wa ;i notice a person standing next to the body, covered in blood... its... k-k-kirby!???*

wa: kirby??? y-you... why did you do this!!!

*wa: but kirby didnt respond... she just stood there...*


killerwhale :do not fret........ she is not actually there,or /rather... we are not actualy here... this is a memroy, wa... you died...


wa: i d-d-died?? well gosh! thats horrible...


killerwhae: yes... it is... but i revived you... i brought you back from the dead...


*wa; before i could ask any more questions, a car pulled up...

/???; aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!11!!!

*i heard my own voice, it was screaming.... the wa from the past was sfcreaming to get attention here...*

??: someone's yelling.......

*wa: the man in the car came over here... i noticed kibrby was hiding beside a dumpster and raealized what sh;e was planning to do...*

wa: noo!!!! dont come in here!!!

*wa: but ofcorse... no response... the man was in the alleyway...*

*and i ntoticed it was walter ayanami, my frinend who has been the pricnipal at the local school for years....*

wa: noo!!!!!! waltrer!!!!! dont come in here!!!

*wa: he had his fphone out, probabbly about to call the poliece... when...*

????: grrr....

*wa: i heard a e;vil growl... like a demon's... i realized it was kirby... how could someones voice sound like that...*

walter; who was that?!?!/!

*wa: krirby jumped outof the darkness and put a rag over his mou,th.... oh no... clorofirm.... walter dropped to the ground and was now out cold...*


killerwhale:now comes the imprortant part... you must memorize the directions to the building she takes you two....


wa: w-weelll okay... i'll try my darn best mistor!! but gee is this scary....

*wa: kirby went through walter's pockets and took out his car keys... then picked up both our bodies and put them into the car....*

wa: i wnonder where shes going....

*wa: she began to drive out of the parking lot... i treid my best to memorize the direction she went... eventually she made it to some abandoned building...*

wa: nno... i-is that....

*wa: it wasl... the old school building... the school we grew up in.... the school we worked at... and where kirby left us.... over toletole....*

*she took our bodies out of the car, and went in... ... the entrance was a mess, it had been abadoned for quuiet some time...*

*i cant blelieve it got like this... grafiitti everywhere, the place has been trashed...*

kirby: wlelcome back......walter....

*wa: she went through some halls and rooms before she got to the basement door ... she unlocked it and went down some stairs, bringing our bodies down...*

*she gott to the bottom, to the basement.. there were bodies everywehre... all with toletole shirts on...*

*there were some people i recognized but none of them were friends... just cowerkers...*

*there were photos of toletole all over the walls... riped up and bloodied... she brought walter to some sort of poorly made jail cell she mustve made herself...*

*how long had she been here...?*


killerwhale: after she left you... she did not do well....... deep down she regretted leaving,,, but she wouldnt admit it....

she couldnt keep a stable job, or a home..... soon ,the school closed down,... she started living there,,,


wa: jeez... that sounds no good....

*wa: she locked the cell door and went back to my bod.y... she brought it up to the wall...*

*there wwas some sort of pentagram on it and candles surrounding it... she put my body in the middle of the pentagram, then nailed my body to the wall...*

*suddnenly, the candles darkened... and the room went pitch black..*

wa: w-whats going on?


killerwhale: shes making... a deal with the devil...


wa: t-the devil ??

*wa: the candles lit up again, but this time in an unnatural red... there was now writing all over the walls... in a language i didnt understanand...*

kirby; i have brought a sacrifice for you... i hope it is sufficient...

*wa: suddenly,,, there was a voice... i felt an eerie prescence...*


??????: veerryyy gooodd....


*wa: it was a deep inhuman voice... like the devil himself was speaking.. which i guess he was...*


??????:this one will do.... much better than the oth,ers...


kirby: now... your end of the deal....


??????: yes... you wanted something in return...


kirby; im getting itt... right..?

*wa: theres a pause...*


??????: who is that?


kirby: huh?


??????: that man... over there...


*wa: kirby turns her head to where we're standing... huh?? why is she looking over here?!*


??????: someone is watching...


kirby: i dont see anyone...


??????: they are not here... but they are watching... they are anchored to you. you must not let them hear anymore.


kirby: ah.. i see.... very well.


killerwhale: this... this is not right... they arent supposed to see us...


??????: hehehehehe....


*wa: kirby walks out... we're forced to follow...*


killerwhale: this is a problem... this wasnt supposed to happen...


*wa: gulps*

this is scary...


killerwhale: im afraid we must stop watching...


*wa: theres another flash of light and we're back in my apartment...*

wa: w-what happened!!


killerwha;e; something i did not account for... oh well, you know enough....

now listen... you must make your way to the school...


wa: o-okay...

*wa: i go outside the apartment, and carefully follow the directions i rmember from the vision i was showed...*

*it takes a while but i make it... to the old school....*

wa: w-wow... its feels diffrerent in-person...

*wa: i make it in and walk to the basement... i get inside and... walter isnt there..*

wa: h-huh... what happened.? i thought walter would be here...


killerwhale: his purpose has been served... do not worry about him, he is alive and well... he does not need to remember what happened here...


wa: o-okay...


killerwhale: the bodies are still here... good... that means what happened earlier didnt change too much.


wa: w-what do i do?


killerwhae: you must revive the bodies...


wa: how do i do that...?


killerhwale: it is very simple... you must say the words... let them come naturally to you... let them flow through you...


wa: o-okay... i'll give it my best mister!!!

*wa: i try to relax and focus... i feel myself losing control of my body for a second... i hear a voice that barely sounds like my own...*

*everything fades for a second, then suddenly the bodies are moving.*

wa: w-woah... what h-happened?


kilerwhale: you have revived the bodies. you did well... now... we must save them... we must show them the truth...


wa: what d-do you mean?


killerwhale: we will build a church... a great church... we will spread the word...


wa: ww-wow... a church...


killerwhale: the world will know my name...

for generations to come...



Written by Ally